1:10:00
She cried for a week.
1:10:01
I dont know the story
1:10:03
of Prince Charles and Lady Di.
1:10:05
Oh, you dont want to.
1:10:06
Its a cautionary tale.
Further proof.
1:10:08
Of what?
1:10:09
You cant live a fairy tale.
1:10:29
Im not very good with men.
1:10:33
Perhaps you havent found
the right one.
1:10:42
Maybe.
1:10:43
Or, uh, maybe
the whole love thing
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is just a grown-up version
of Santa Claus
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just a myth weve been fed
since childhood
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so we keep buying magazines
and joining clubs
1:10:54
and doing therapy
1:10:55
and watching movies
with hit pop songs
1:10:59
played over love montages
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all in this pathetic attempt
to explain why our love Santa
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keeps getting caught
in the chimney.
1:11:09
Otis always told me
love is a leap.
1:11:12
Lamentably,
I was never inspired to jump.
1:11:16
By my 30th birthday,
I had, according to my uncle
1:11:20
become a blemish
on the family name.
1:11:23
So he brought me to this country
1:11:25
with the proviso
I marry an American.
1:11:28
A girl
with a good deal of, um...
1:11:30
Charm?
1:11:32
Money. Since my parents died
1:11:34
our family fortune had become,
shall we say, depleted.
1:11:38
I would be married now
if I hadnt followed Stuart.
1:11:41
I was to announce a bride
that night.
1:11:44
Who?
1:11:51
I dont know.
1:11:54
Someone.
1:11:56
One of them.