:17:05
Now, now, Jeeves.
Now, Jeeves, was that nice?
:17:09
Was that being a gentleman,
Jeeves?
:17:12
- Your name is Jeeves, isn't it?
- The name is Smythe.
:17:14
Smythe? Well, well, well.
:17:17
With a Y, huh? Congratulations.
:17:20
What a small world.
Brothers under livery.
:17:22
- Now, as Smith to Smythe...
- Mrs. Schuyler is not at home.
:17:25
I know. I know.
I waited outside until she went out.
:17:28
She's a nice lady. She's all right,
but we don't vibrate well together.
:17:34
No one's at home, sir.
:17:36
Now, Jeeves, would you call
this no one?
:17:38
What's wrong?
:17:40
Mrs. Schuyler left orders, miss,
that if this person came again...
:17:44
...I was to call the police.
- That's a good idea.
:17:47
Telephone the police.
The number is Spring 3100.
:17:49
Get a couple of cops over,
and we'll have a rubber of bridge.
:17:51
- You may go, Smythe.
- But I...
:17:53
Now, the lady said you may go.
:17:55
- What do you want?
- Well, I tell you.
:17:57
When I was here, I had one
of your books in my hand.
:17:59
When I got outside, I realized
I still had your book in my hand.
:18:02
Since I had your book,
I thought I'd take it home and read it.
:18:06
This morning, I put
your book in my hand...
:18:08
...and here's your book in your hand.
:18:10
- That's considerate of you.
- It was. I recommend you read that.
:18:13
I'm not interested
in your literary recommendations.
:18:15
Perhaps it would be
too heavy for you.
:18:17
If you'd like something lighter,
something with a touch of romance...
:18:21
...just listen to this.
:18:23
"Adorable Babykins,
does her miss her baby?
:18:26
Him sends his booful little sweetums
a billion oceans full of kisses.
:18:30
- Bobo is so lonely."
- Just a moment.
:18:32
I don't see how that trash
can possibly concern me.
:18:34
But you don't know who Bobo is.
And you don't know who Babykins is.
:18:38
I'm not interested.
Smythe will open the door.
:18:40
Smythe will open...
But Bobo is your brother Michael.
:18:44
And of course nobody would
ever guess who Babykins is.
:18:49
Where did you get those letters?
:18:50
I stole them when I was interviewing
Babykins about Bobo.
:18:54
I suppose you're going to print them?
:18:57
No. Give you another guess.