:20:07
You shouldn't do that,
Miss Schuyler.
:20:11
That's all right
for your lawyer friend...
:20:13
...but you shouldn't go around
thinking you can buy people.
:20:19
There are your letters.
:20:21
I don't know how to thank you.
:20:24
Mother'll be so grateful,
she'll probably want to kiss you.
:20:26
Your mother will want to kiss me?
Give me back my letters.
:20:31
That's the breaks I get. It's the
mothers that are grateful to me.
:20:37
You're a peculiar person.
:20:40
The other day, I pleaded with you
not to send in that story...
:20:43
I know, but that was news.
:20:45
This is blackmail,
and I don't like blackmail.
:20:48
I won't even pretend you haven't
done me a great favor.
:20:51
I wish there was something
I could do for you.
:20:55
Well, you can make this table
a little... A little less wide.
:21:06
There is something you can
do for me, Miss Schuyler.
:21:13
I haven't had any lunch.
You got anything in the icebox?
:21:16
You fool!
:21:21
After years of research...
:21:23
...I finally discovered
that I was the only guy in the world...
:21:27
...who hadn't written a play.
:21:29
Believe it or not, in my spare time,
I'm now writing a play.
:21:33
- Really?
- Yeah.
:21:34
I haven't figured out the plot yet.
:21:36
But it's laid in a Siberian village.
:21:39
You're a bit eccentric, aren't you?
:21:41
Me?
:21:44
Most ordinary guy in the world, me.
:21:47
Only one thing wrong with me.
:21:49
You don't wear garters.
:21:54
No. That's j ust a symbol
of my independence.
:21:57
I know what's wrong.
I'm colorblind.