1:18:00
- Joan of Arc. What's it to you?
- Heavens, the man's insane!
1:18:03
Sure I'm insane!
But I got some good news for you.
1:18:06
This magnolia is leaving
your sweet-smelling vanilla joint.
1:18:09
This bird in a cage is gonna button
his own pants from now on!
1:18:13
And that's what's known
as "telling the mother-in-law."
1:18:16
You've done nothing but watch me
ever since I've been here.
1:18:19
Treated me like a thug. Watched me
like a hawk. Mistrusted me.
1:18:22
Every time I leave the house,
she counts the silverware.
1:18:25
- That's ridiculous.
- Fine! Fine, I don't blame her!
1:18:28
I know I'm out of my own crowd.
1:18:29
Should have had better sense. I'll stay
in my own back yard from now on.
1:18:33
- You're acting like a child.
- All right, I'm a child. All right!
1:18:36
Have it any way you want. But I'm
going back to my own apartment...
1:18:39
...where I should have lived. But no,
I gotta listen to you and move here!
1:18:43
If you wanna live with me, that's okay.
1:18:45
But the sign outside
will say "Mr. Stew Smith"...
1:18:47
...and you'll have to be Mrs. Stew
Smith, or there's nothing doing.
1:18:50
No more Anne Schuyler's husband.
1:18:52
Here's some more news for you.
1:18:54
You can take your red room,
your green room...
1:18:56
...your left wing and right wing...
You know what to do with them!
1:18:59
- Come on, Gallagher.
- Oh, Stewart!
1:19:07
Pardon me, could you spare a dime
for a cup of coffee?
1:19:11
Coffee? How'd you like to be
the knight of the garter?
1:19:14
- No, j ust coffee.
- It's all right. Wait j ust a minute.
1:19:19
E ntertain the gentleman, Gallagher.
1:19:23
There you are, my man. With those,
you can eat for a couple months.
1:19:27
How about the socks?
1:19:31
I wouldn't worry too much about it.
She'll see it your way.
1:19:34
I'm not worrying about her.
1:19:35
I'm worrying about
that second-act curtain, that's all.
1:19:38
You're j ust a first-class chump.
1:19:40
You j ust staged a scene
that plays like a million.
1:19:42
That declaration of independence
for the second-act curtain?
1:19:45
It's an idea, Gallagher.
It's a great idea.
1:19:57
Hey, Gallagher.