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There is the profile that has won first prize
in all the ghost beauty contests.
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When Dracula was born,
his mother took one took at that face
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and had herself arrested.
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So he decides to go back to his coffin
and sleep for 100 years
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until Congress decides to do something
about the Depression.
:04:21
Well, well, what a nightmare.
:04:23
Think of having Dracula and the monster
from Frankenstein in the same dream.
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He's asleep, but maybe if we talk
in his own language we can wake him.
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You see, it's very simple,
if you know how to handle your monsters.
:04:37
This looks dangerous.
Hey, Doctor, look out. He's awake.
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Well, it's too late. It looks as if
the doctor is going to need a doctor.
:04:48
No, we were wrong. The doctor's
going to need an undertaker.
:04:52
The monster starts out to look for trouble.
:04:55
There's so much trouble these days,
he shouldn't have any trouble finding it.
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He can't decide which way to go.
He's like a woman automobile driver.
:05:05
Here's Dracula. When he and the monster
get together, things should happen.
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What do you think of that?
He's afraid of Dracula.
:05:12
Which proves that a monster
can dish it out, but he can't take it.
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Who's this? Why, it's Helen Twelvetrees.
:05:23
Maybe the nightmare is going to become
a pleasant dream. No, we're wrong.
:05:27
The monster is still looking for trouble.
:05:29
A man tells Helen she has no business
being in the same nightmare as Dracula.
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But Dracula's nearby and the gentleman's
finish starts to begin to commence.
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Meantime, the monster is looking on
and studying Dracula's technique.
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Helen is beside herself,
and now something else is beside her.
:05:58
There's nothing for Helen to do but faint
and wait for the nightmare to be over.