Horse Feathers
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Where would the college be
without football?

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Have we got a stadium? - Yes.
- And a college? - Yes.

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Well, we can't support both.
Start tearing down the college.

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But where will the students sleep?
- Same as always. In the classroom.

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Professor, the Oean of Science
wants to know when he'll see you.

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He said he's tired of
cooling his heels out here.

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Tell him
I'm cooling a couple of heels in here.

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Now, where were we? Oh yes.
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How much am I paying you fellas?
- 5,000. But we haven't been paid.

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In that case, I'll raise it to 8,000.
And a bonus, for you and your dog.

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The Oean's furious. He's waxing wroth!
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Is Wroth there, too?
Tell him to wax the Oean for a while.

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Guess that's bad, eh?
- One more thing, Professor.

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It's about your son.
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I'm afraid he's paying
too little attention to his studies,

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and too much to Connie Bailey.
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I'll put a stop to that.
I'll call her up right now.

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Either of you weasels got her number?
- No. - Good thing I have.

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Get me Maine 4-9970
and reverse the charges.

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You may go now. Orop this
in the mailbox on your way out.

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Hello, I want to speak to Miss Bailey.
Is this Miss Bailey?

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Why, of course I know your son.
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Why, that's silly.
We're just very good friends.

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Professor, I don't understand.
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You don't? Come over to my office.
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You're in bed? In that case,
I'll come to your office.

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Where are your tongs?
Looks like a tong war.

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