Horse Feathers
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Is this stuff on the level, or are you
just making it up as you go along?

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Why, everything I told you can be
found in the simplest anatomy book.

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I'm sure my students will bear me out.
- We'll bear you out.

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Let that be a lesson to all of you.
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This school
will be here long after you're gone.

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That goes for you, too.
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Leave me alone!
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Let us follow a corpuscle
on its journey.

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Oh, my mistake,
I thought I was a corpuscle.

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There is constant warfare
between the red and white corpuscles.

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Now, baboons, what is a corpuscle?
- That's easy.

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There's a captain, then a lieutenant,
then there's a corpuscle.

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That's fine. Why don't you bore a hole
in yourself and let the sap run out.

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We now find ourselves among the Alps,
simple people who eat rice and shoes.

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Beyond are more Alps, and the Lord
Alps those who Alp themselves.

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The blood rushes from the head to the
feet, gets a look at those feet,

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and rushes back to the head again.
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This is known as auction pinochle.
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We first listen to your hearts beat,
and if your hearts beat anything

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but diamonds and clubs, your partner
is cheating. Or your wife.

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Now take this point, for instance...
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That reminds me. Where's my son?
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Well, the human body
takes many strange forms.

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Now, here is a most unusual organ.
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The organ will play a solo
immediately after the feature picture.

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Scientists examine rats, or
your landlord who won't cut the rent.

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And what do they find? Asparagus.
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Now, on closer examination...
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