:06:02
I wouldn't consider her
one of your greatest admirers.
:06:06
are you a painter, too?
:06:07
oh no not me.
I'm a playwright
:06:11
I write unproduced plays
:06:13
I'm very good at that kind
:06:15
why didn't you like my picture?
:06:17
it's smart aleck
:06:18
you're wisecracking with paint
:06:20
it simply creaks with originality
:06:25
Lady Godiva riding a bicycle!
:06:29
I know what she means
:06:30
a bicycle seat is a little hard
on Lady Godiva's historical background
:06:35
shut up!
:06:39
I see.
Lady Godiva doesn't belong on a bicycle
:06:42
but it's ok to put Napoleon in a
Kaplan and McGuire non-wrinkling 250 union suit
:06:48
quite right,
that's not history
:06:50
and if I may say so
they do wrinkle
:06:54
I'm a commercial artist
:06:55
I'm being paid for telling the world
that if Napoleon were alive today
:06:58
he would wear Kaplan and McGuire
250 non-wrinkling underwear
:07:02
pure hooey
:07:05
you're wasting your time
painting for art galleries
:07:08
you should get in contact
with some bicycle manufacturer
:07:11
you'd clean up
:07:14
I'll give you a good slogan:
:07:16
"join Lady Godiva on our tandem!"
:07:20
don't say nuts
:07:21
not to a lady
:07:35
hurry up Gilda,
shake a leg
:07:39
it's amazing how a few insults
can bring people together in three hours
:07:42
it was certainly good
to hear all the names you called me
:07:45
I haven't heard them since I left Father and Mother
:07:47
what we want to know is,
do you like us better than Kaplan and McGuire?
:07:50
let me tell you:
Curtis and Chambers deliver the goods!