:25:01
WHAT IS IT THAT HAS
FOUR PAIR OF PANTS,
:25:05
LIVES IN PHILADELPHIA,
:25:07
AND IT NEVER RAINS
BUT IT POURS ?
:25:09
THAT'S A GOOD ONE. I GIVE YOU THREE GUESSES.
LET ME SEE.
:25:12
HAS FOUR PAIR OF PANTS,
LIVES IN PHILADELPHIA.
:25:15
MALE OR FEMALE ?
NO, I NO THINK SO.
:25:18
IS HE DEAD ?
WHO ?
:25:20
I DON'T KNOW. I GIVE UP !
I GIVE UP TOO.
:25:24
NOW I ASK YOU
ANOTHER ONE.
:25:26
WHAT IS IT GOT
BIG BLACK MOUSTACHE,
:25:29
SMOKES A
BIG BLACK CIGAR...
:25:31
AND HE'S A BIG PAIN IN THE NECK ?
DON'T TELL ME.
:25:35
HAS A BIG
BLACK MOUSTACHE,
:25:37
SMOKES A
BIG BLACK CIGAR,
:25:39
AND IS A BIG
PAIN IN THE --
:25:42
DOES HE WEAR GLASSES ?
THAT'S RIGHT. YOU GUESS IT QUICK.
:25:45
JUST FOR THAT YOU DON'T GET THE JOB.
WHAT JOB ?
:25:48
SECRETARY OF WAR !
ALL RIGHT, I TAKE IT.
:25:51
[ Ringing ]
:25:55
[ Honk, Honk ? ]
:25:57
[ Honk, Honk ]
:26:00
[ Honk ? ]
:26:03
[ Honk ! ]
:26:04
[ Honk Laughing
Honk ! ]
:26:08
[ Whistle ]
I'D BE LOST WITHOUT A TELEPHONE.
:26:12
DON'T GO AWAY,
I WANNA TALK TO YOU.
:26:15
OH, YES, NOW THAT
YOU'RE SECRETARY OF WAR,
:26:16
WHAT KIND OF AN ARMY DO YOU THINK WE OUGHTA HAVE ?
WE SHOULD HAVE A STANDING ARMY.
:26:21
[ Firefly ]
WHY SHOULD WE HAVE A STANDING ARMY ?
:26:24
THEN WE SAVE MONEY
ON CHAIRS !
:26:27
[ Crashing ]
:26:30
PEANUTS
[ Humming ]
:26:33
SCAT !
:26:43
SAY, WHO ARE YOU
ANYWAY ?
:26:46
I DON'T GO IN MUCH
FOR MODERN ART.
:26:49
HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING
BY ONE OF THE OLD MASTERS ?
:26:56
NOT BAD.
:26:57
YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE
HER TELEPHONE NUMBER.