1:00:02
[ Explosions ]
1:00:11
CLEAR ALL WIRES.
THE ENEMY HAS CAPTURED HILL 27 AND 28...
1:00:15
THROWING 13 HILLBILLIES
OUT OF WORK.
1:00:16
LAST NIGHT TWO SNIPERS
CREPT INTO OUR MACHINE-GUN NEST AND LAID AN EGG.
1:00:20
SEND REINFORCEMENTS.
SEND THAT OFF COLLECT.
1:00:23
YOUR EXCELLENCY,
OUR MEN ARE BEING BADLY BEATEN IN OPEN WARFARE.
1:00:27
I SUGGEST WE DIG TRENCHES.
DIG TRENCHES ?
1:00:28
WITH OUR MEN BEING KILLED
OFF LIKE FLIES THERE ISN'T TIME TO DIG TRENCHES.
1:00:31
WE'LL BUY READY-MADE. HERE, GET SOME TRENCHES.
YES, SIR.
1:00:34
WAIT A MINUTE, GET 'EM
THIS HIGH AND OUR SOLDIERS WON'T NEED ANY PANTS.
1:00:37
YES, SIR.
WAIT A MINUTE.
1:00:38
GET 'EM THIS HIGH AND WE WON'T NEED ANY SOLDIERS.
YES, SIR.
1:00:41
YOUR PARTNER'S DESERTED US,
BUT I'M STILL COUNTING ON YOU.
1:00:44
THERE'S A MACHINE-GUN
NEST NEAR HILL 28.
1:00:45
I WANT IT CLEANED OUT.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL THE JANITOR.
1:00:48
MESSAGE FROM
THE FRONT, SIR.
1:00:50
I'M SICK OF MESSAGES
FROM THE FRONT. DON'T WE EVER GET A MESSAGE FROM THE SIDE ?
1:00:56
WHAT IS IT ?
GENERAL SMITH REPORTS A GAS ATTACK.
1:00:58
HE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT TO DO.
TAKE SODA AND WATER.
1:01:02
YES, SIR.
[ Explosions ]
1:01:07
ANY ANSWER TO THAT MESSAGE ?
NO, SIR.
1:01:09
IN THAT CASE,
DON'T SEND IT.
1:01:13
[ Bomb Whining ]
1:01:20
GENTLEMEN, THIS IS
THE LAST STRAW.
1:01:23
WHERE'S MY STRADIVARIUS ?
HERE, SIR.
1:01:25
I'LL SHOW 'EM THEY
CAN'T FIDDLE AROUND WITH OLD FIREFLY.
1:01:33
LOOK AT 'EM RUN. NOW THEY KNOW THEY'VE BEEN IN A WAR.
YOUR EXCELLENCY !
1:01:36
[ Imitating Machine Gun ] THEY'RE FLEEING LIKE RATS !
SIR, I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU --
1:01:39
REMIND ME TO GIVE MYSELF
THE FIREFLY MEDAL FOR THIS. [ Gunshots ]
1:01:42
YOU'RE SHOOTING YOUR OWN MEN.
WHAT ?
1:01:45
YOU'RE SHOOTING
YOUR OWN MEN !
1:01:47
HERE'S FIVE DOLLARS.
KEEP IT UNDER YOUR HAT. I'LL KEEP IT UNDER MY HAT.
1:01:52
WE'VE GOT TO HAVE MORE MEN OR WE'RE LOST.
I'VE GOT A MAN...
1:01:55
COMBING THE COUNTRY
FOR VOLUNTEERS.