:03:00
l also add, ladies and
gentlemen, before retiring..
:03:04
that Mr. Memory has left his
brain to the British Museum.
:03:08
Hurray!
:03:14
A question, please.
Ladies first.
:03:16
Where's my old man been
since last Saturday?
:03:18
- On the booze!
- ln quod!
:03:21
Out with his bit!
:03:24
A serious question, please.
:03:26
What won the Derby in 1921?
:03:28
Mr. Jack Jool's Humorist
with Steve Donoghue up.
:03:31
Won by a length
at odds 6 to 1.
:03:33
Second and third:
Craig-an-Eran and Lemonora.
:03:35
- Am l right, sir?
- Right.
:03:37
What won in 1936?
:03:39
Come back in 1937,
and l'll tell you.
:03:42
How far is Winnipeg from Montreal?
:03:45
What won the Cup in 1926?
:03:47
- Cup? Waterloo, football or tea.
- Football, silly.
:03:51
- When did Chelsea win it?
- 63 B.C. in the presence of Nero.
:03:56
- What causes pip in poultry?
- Don't make yourself so common.
:04:01
Our fowls have it,
haven't they?
:04:05
How many races did
Mick the Miller win?
:04:08
How old is Mae West?
:04:09
When was Crippen hanged?
:04:11
Who was the last British
heavyweight champion of the world?
:04:14
- Henry V III !
- My old woman!
:04:19
Bob Fitzsimmons.
He defeated Jim Corbett..
:04:21
heavyweight champion of America
at Carson City, Nevada..
:04:24
in October, 1897.
:04:26
He was 34 years of age.
Am l right, sir?
:04:28
How old is Mae West?
:04:30
l know, sir, but l
never tell a lady's age.
:04:35
Next, please.
:04:39
What causes pip in poultry?
:04:42
- How far is Winnipeg from Montreal?
- Miss Winnie Who, sir?
:04:44
How far is Winnipeg from Montreal?
:04:47
A gentleman from Canada.
You're welcome, sir.
:04:51
Winnipeg, the third city of Canada
and the capital of Manitoba.
:04:55
Distance from Montreal:
1,424 miles.
:04:59
- Am l right?
- Quite right.