:03:00
She say before, "If you're late,
she going tear down church."
:03:03
Even that won't stop it.
:03:05
No, Ching, I promised I'd meet her
at the altar at the stroke of 12:00.
:03:08
And there'll be no reprieve
from the governor this time.
:03:11
- I hope you'll be very happy.
- Yes, said the spider to the fly.
:03:15
- Very pretty.
- I'm the groom, not the bride.
:03:18
Take my advice, Ching.
Don't ever get married.
:03:20
Maybe not so bad, Mr. Haggerty.
My mother and father, they get married.
:03:24
You're kidding.
:03:26
Here's to the last mile.
:03:28
A merry marriage
and many happy comebacks.
:03:32
Mr. Haggerty!
:03:34
- What's wrong?
- You're wanted at the office right away.
:03:37
Good old governor. Good old office!
:03:39
Run to the church
and tell Miss Benton I've been delayed.
:03:42
It's awful to bust up your wedding.
:03:44
Never mind the wedding.
Something break?
:03:46
- The story they had to kill.
- What story?
:03:47
The London correspondent
cabled last night.
:03:49
A swell story on the Allenbury girl.
:03:51
Connie Allenbury? What kind of story?
:03:52
She was mixed up
in some scrape at a garden party.
:03:54
Tried to steal another girl's husband.
:03:56
- Not Connie Allenbury?
- Yes, sir.
:03:57
All right, what happened?
:03:58
Jackson cabled this morning.
It was all a mistake.
:04:01
It was somebody else.
She wasn't at the party.
:04:03
And we printed the story?
Holy mackerel! Come on.
:04:05
Wait. You said not to stop for anything...
:04:07
but you've got to have your pants.
:04:09
Yeah, yeah. I gotta have my pants.
:04:11
Can't I stay away for one day
without somebody pulling a boner?
:04:14
You call yourself a newspaperman.
Where's your nose?
:04:16
- My nose?
- Yes, your nose!
:04:17
That thing fairly reeks of alcohol!
:04:19
Jackson was drunk.
You got to smell things like that.
:04:21
You don't need any brains.
All you need is a nose!
:04:23
- I knew the boss hated her father...
- And her father hates us!
:04:26
He'd blow us up,
and you hand him dynamite.
:04:28
The one girl that we should handle
with kid gloves...
:04:30
and you spread her name
over the front page! What?
:04:32
- What'll we use for a headline?
- I don't care.
:04:34
"War threatens Europe!"
:04:35
- Which country?
- Flip a nickel!
:04:37
Yes, sir.
:04:38
The boss is here. He wants you right away.
:04:40
Does he want me or my job?
Have you got a drink?
:04:42
There's a fresh bottle on your desk.
I thought you'd need one.
:04:45
I'll need it, and how.
:04:52
I knew I'd find you
with a drink in your hand.
:04:54
- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
:04:57
What? Didn't Ching tell you?
:04:58
Yes, Ching told me, and I told him,
and now I'm telling you.