1:29:00
- But l...
- Connie. Miss Allen... Mrs. Chandler.
1:29:03
How can I ever...
I just can't thank you enough.
1:29:06
Connie Allenbury marries author.
What a story! What a scoop!
1:29:10
Mr. Haggerty, you've forgotten something.
1:29:13
- Yes. My hat. Excuse me.
- Your hat and Mrs. Simpson.
1:29:16
Mrs. Simpson? Gladdie, of course.
1:29:19
That "Mrs. Simpson" gets me, Gladdie.
1:29:22
I've got to run along to the office.
You phone me there in the morning.
1:29:27
Just a minute. You want a real scoop?
I'll give you one!
1:29:30
I found out my Yucatán divorce
was no good...
1:29:33
so I got a second divorce
from Joe Simpson in Reno.
1:29:36
- What?
- What?
1:29:38
- Then, we're not...
- I don't believe it.
1:29:41
Then try the Reno Hall of Records.
1:29:43
- But...
- That's quite right.
1:29:45
Now where do we all stand?
1:29:48
Let's all sit down
and talk things over quietly.
1:29:52
You and I will have plenty of time
to talk this over on our world cruise.
1:29:55
I'm sure Miss Allenbury won't mind
turning her ticket over to me now.
1:29:58
Ticket? World cruise?
What are you talking about?
1:30:01
You're getting all excited.
Now come along...
1:30:03
What about this?
1:30:04
- It's nothing, Bill.
- Yes, what about this?
1:30:07
I can explain that thing.
I had to use it as a little gag...
1:30:10
So it's just one of your little gags
to get me here!
1:30:13
I'm here, all right.
1:30:15
Before I'm through,
you'll all be sorry you ever saw me.
1:30:17
You were all terribly smart, weren't you?
1:30:19
You were all building up
to a nice happy ending.
1:30:21
Haggerty wins his case.
Chandler wins his girl.
1:30:24
Where do I stand?
1:30:26
I'll tell you where,
right behind the eight ball.
1:30:28
You thought it was a lot of fun, didn't you,
making me fall for you?
1:30:31
Well, I did fall.
1:30:32
But I'm picking myself up,
William Chandler.
1:30:35
You can't fool me any more with your
hoof, hoof, hoof...
1:30:37
or your insomnia or your publisher.
1:30:39
You're a pretty poor sample of a husband.
1:30:42
But nobody else is gonna get you,
not if it kills both of us.
1:30:45
- Now look, Gladys...
- You're 10 times worse than he is!
1:30:47
At least he had some excuse
for kicking me around.
1:30:49
He was in love with another woman.
1:30:51
But you double-crossed me
for the sake of a newspaper!
1:30:53
Marry the paper and be the proud father
of a lot of headlines!
1:30:57
That's all you're good for anyway.
1:30:59
I suppose this is all very distasteful
to you, Miss Allenbury.