:38:00
- Babe, I could kiss ya!
- Oh, no. No.
:38:02
- Our deal was for a month's vacation.
- Sure.
:38:05
- With pay.
- You'll get it, Babe.
:38:08
Mr Deeds. Mr Deeds, sir.
:38:11
You really must get up. It's late.
:38:14
- You're Walter, aren't you?
- Yes, sir.
:38:17
Just wanted to make sure.
:38:20
If you'll permit me to say so, sir, you
were out on quite a bender last night.
:38:21
Bender? You're wrong, Walter.
:38:26
We started out to a binge,
but we never got to it.
:38:30
Yes, sir.
:38:33
- What's that?
- A prairie oyster, sir.
:38:36
Prairie oyster?
:38:39
Yes, sir.
It makes the head feel smaller.
:38:40
Oh.
:38:52
- Has Miss Dawson called yet?
- No Miss Dawson has called, sir.
:38:57
She was the lady in distress.
She wouldn't let me help her.
:39:02
- Had a lot of pride. I like that.
- Oh, I do too, sir.
:39:05
I'd better call her up and apologise.
I don't remember taking her home.
:39:08
I'd venture, you don't remember much
of what happened last night, sir.
:39:12
What do you mean?
I remember everything.
:39:16
Hand me my pants. I wrote
her phone number on a piece of paper.
:39:18
You have no pants, sir.
:39:22
You came home last night
without them.
:39:24
- I did what?
- You came home without any clothes.
:39:27
You were in your shorts.
Yes, sir.
:39:30
I couldn't walk around on the streets
without any clothes. I'd be arrested.
:39:37
- That's what the two policemen said.
- What two policemen?
:39:41
They brought you home.
:39:45
They said you kept walking up and down
the street shouting,
:39:46
" Back to nature! Clothes are a blight
on civilisation! Back to nature!"
:39:50
Listen, Walter, if a man named Morrow
calls up, tell him I'm not in.
:39:56
He may be a great author, but...
:39:59
I think he's crazy.
The man's crazy, Walter!