:11:01
Oh, no, no, no.
Doctor, please don't go.
:11:04
- I'll take care of your salary.
- Oh, yeah?
:11:07
The last job I had,
I had to take it out in trade.
:11:09
And this is no butcher shop.
:11:11
Not yet anyhow.
:11:14
Judy, it seems to me,
if I may say so...
:11:17
...we are making rather
a hasty decision.
:11:19
Surely you don't question
the doctor's ability.
:11:22
No. Not exactly.
:11:24
But running a sanitarium calls
for a man with peculiar talents.
:11:27
I've got the most peculiar talents
of any doctor you ever met.
:11:31
I'm satisfied with Mrs. Upjohn's
recommendations.
:11:34
If you'll excuse me, I'll go
and bring in the rest of the staff.
:11:38
Why don't you go out and bring in
something. Preferably your resignation.
:11:42
Tell me, Dr. Hackenbush...
:11:44
...just what was your medical
background?
:11:47
- Medically?
- Yes.
:11:49
Well, at the age of 15, I got a job
in a drugstore filling prescriptions.
:11:54
Don't you have to be 21
to fill prescriptions?
:11:56
Well, that's for grownups.
I just filled them for children.
:12:00
No, no, doctor.
:12:02
I mean, where did you get your training
as a physician?
:12:06
Oh, well, to begin with,
I took four years at Vassar.
:12:09
- Vassar? But that's a girls' college.
- I found that out the third year.
:12:14
I'd have been there yet, but I went out
for the swimming team.
:12:18
The doctor seems reluctant
to discuss his medical experiences.
:12:22
Well, medically, my experiences
have been most unexciting.
:12:25
- Except during the flu epidemic.
- And what happened?
:12:28
I got the flu.
:12:29
- Oh, doctor, I think it's time for my pill.
- Lx-nay on the ill-pay.
:12:35
Now, you told me
to take them regularly.
:12:43
Just a minute, Mrs. Upjohn.
:12:46
- That looks like a horse pill to me.
- Oh, you've taken them before?
:12:50
- Are you sure you haven't made a mistake?
- You have nothing to worry about.
:12:53
The last patient I gave one of those to
won the Kentucky Derby.
:12:57
May I examine this, please?
:12:59
Do you actually give those
to your patients?