1:07:01
Mrs. Upjohn.
1:07:04
Judy has the papers ready
for you to sign.
1:07:06
Later, later. Can't you see we're busy?
1:07:08
It's all right.
I'll remember where I left off.
1:07:10
Must they do that now?
1:07:13
Mrs. Upjohn, just a moment, please.
1:07:15
Mrs. Upjohn, may I present
Dr. Leopold X. Steinberg of Vienna?
1:07:19
And this is Dr. Hackenbush.
1:07:22
Doctor. I have a few questions
I would like to ask you.
1:07:25
I've got a question I'd like to ask you.
1:07:27
Steinberg, what do you do
with your old razorblades?
1:07:31
I've been telling Dr. Steinberg
about your unusual case.
1:07:34
Yes, and I would like to know
what is this ailment, double blood pressure?
1:07:40
Dr. Hackenbush tells me
I'm the only case in history.
1:07:43
I have high blood pressure on my right
side and low blood pressure on my left side.
1:07:49
There is no such thing.
1:07:51
She looks as healthy
as any woman I've met.
1:07:53
You don't look like
you ever met a healthy woman.
1:07:55
- What?
- Gentlemen, gentlemen.
1:07:57
There's a very simple way to settle this.
Why not examine Mrs. Upjohn?
1:08:01
- Splendid, splendid.
- Right this way, Mrs. Upjohn.
1:08:04
Dr. Hackenbush will show you,
then I insist that you apologize to him.
1:08:08
Come, Hugo. The idea!
1:08:13
Hey, doc, where you going?
If Steinberg examines her, we're through.
1:08:17
- I'm through right now.
- You're not.
1:08:19
You gotta get in there.
Do anything, but stop Steinberg. Hurry.
1:08:22
I'll say. I'm hopping the next
banana boat for Central America.
1:08:25
Hey, doc, where you going?
1:08:27
Wait, doc. Wait.
1:08:32
It's all right with me. Go right ahead.
I'm not sleeping here tonight.
1:08:38
- It's Hi Hat.
- Nonsense. That's a horse.
1:08:41
No, it's Hi Hat. We hide him in the closet
so the sheriff can't find him.
1:08:44
Is that so?
He's not going to find me either...
1:08:47
...because I'm leaving here
right away, boys.
1:08:49
Doc, doc, wait a minute, now.
1:08:51
- No, I'll see you again sometime.
- No, doc, please.
1:08:53
See you again, just as soon
as I get my effects.
1:08:56
Old Hackenbush isn't gonna be
with you very long.
1:08:59
- Doc, you can't walk out on us like this.
- I'll say I can't. I'm gonna run out.