1:17:00
We'll make it look authentic.
Davis, go into the bathroom.
1:17:04
We go in the hall screaming.
They rush in, there you are.
1:17:07
- Dead as a herring.
- No, not dead, just dying.
1:17:10
You're still living. That's why
we're rushing you to the hospital.
1:17:14
Then after you carry me out,
we sneak in the theater and see the show.
1:17:18
Exactly.
1:17:20
You wouldn't think I came from Oswego
five days ago.
1:17:24
Hey, Faker, come here.
1:17:27
You help Davis. You go into the bathroom
and count up to 50 before you start dying.
1:17:32
I know what to do.
1:17:38
Well...
1:17:40
...how did you like
my little surprise?
1:17:43
In about 15 minutes,
when the show's in full swing...
1:17:47
...the sheriffs will take the scenery
off the stage.
1:17:50
- Wagner...
- In view of the audience!
1:17:53
I'll call my lawyer
who will get the sheriffs.
1:17:55
Mr. Wagner, please.
1:17:59
What's that?
1:18:04
Who's in there?
1:18:08
Good heavens!
1:18:10
He committed suicide!
1:18:12
Davis, Davis, here!
1:18:15
- Oh, you... You drove me to it.
- What have you done?
1:18:20
Give me that bottle!
1:18:25
Get him some water!
1:18:29
- This is terrible.
- He drank a whole bottle of poison.
1:18:34
Here.
1:18:37
- That's the poison you're giving him!
- Why didn't you stop him?
1:18:41
I didn't take him seriously when he said
you were driving him to suicide.
1:18:45
I suppose I'll have to testify to that
at the inquest.
1:18:51
Don't stand there, Gribble!
Do something, you idiot!
1:18:54
- Get the doctor!
- Call an ambulance?
1:18:56
No, you blockhead!
That means publicity.
1:18:59
He's going fast.