:20:02
Hey, driver, how many times
do I have to tell you!!!
:20:06
To take it easy
on those bumps?
I got a schedule to keep!
:20:09
Pull in your neck!
I'll pull a neck in,
but it won't be mine!
:20:12
[Laughing]
:20:18
You just wait 'til
we get to a stop!
:20:20
[Woman] Oh, Jack,
leave the driver alone.
:20:23
Trip's almost over!
I don't mind the bumps!
:20:26
I do! If he
don't take it easy,
I'll blow his head off!
:20:29
Please don't mind
my brother, Mr. Destry.
:20:32
He's always threatening
to blow people's heads off.
:20:35
I had a friend once!
His name was Stubbs!
:20:38
He was always goin' around
threatenin' to blow
people's heads off!
:20:43
One day, a fella came along
and took him up on it!
Well?
:20:46
Well, folks say that
now Stubbs' forehead!!!
:20:51
Is holdin' up
the prettiest tombstone
in Green Lawn Cemetery!
:20:55
Very funny.
:20:57
I been handlin' cattle
around these parts
for quite a spell!!!
:21:00
And met some
of the toughest
hombres they got,
:21:02
and I'm still here.
:21:04
This ain't no ornament!
:21:06
Pretty good with it!
:21:09
So was Stubbs!
:21:11
Meaning just
exactly what?
:21:13
Well, I just mean
you gotta be careful
who you meet up with!
:21:17
You know, you got some
pretty peculiar ideas
for a deputy sheriff!
:21:21
- But they make sense!
- Oh, so I'm supposed
to ride!!!
:21:25
In this confounded
contraption gettin'
bumped around like this!!!
:21:28
And grin like a baboon!
Well, maybe you should take up
a hobby, like me!
:21:33
You'd be surprised
the genuine rage
you can work off!!!
:21:36
Just by carving
a little piece of wood!
:21:39
Are you sure
your name is Destry?
:21:48
Folks is always
askin' me that!
:21:50
Oh, I beg your pardon!