:43:00
22 of'em! Wash, we
gotta do somethin' here!
:43:03
And you been walkin'
around here actually
condemning the use of firearms!
:43:06
- Where'd you say
Sheriff Keogh went?
- I didn't say!
:43:09
He certainly left his
papers in a mess!
:43:11
'Taint 'cause you're a coward,
'cause I know ya ain't!
:43:13
Private papers, too!
Now listen, my son!
I'm an older man than you are!
:43:18
I was an old
friend of your pa's!
When we was together...
:43:21
He forgets his rabbits!
He forgets all these papers!
Rabbits is easy to forget!
:43:25
Yeah, but gold ain't!
Ohh!
:43:27
I don't care what
you find out, blast it!
:43:29
I ain't seen
nothin' like you since
the last time I was drunk,
:43:33
and them green snakes
and pink buffalos,
:43:35
I can account for them,
but you... You've got
to listen to me!
:43:38
All right, Wash,
now what's on your mind?
:43:41
As though I ain't
been tryin' to tell ya!
:43:43
You've got to behave like
I expect ya to behave!
Where's the sheriff?
:43:46
He's outta town!
And when l...
:43:48
Wait a minute! That's me!
Some men come
to take our ranch,
:43:51
and they're shootin'
at Ma and Pa!
:43:53
You hear that?
Shootin' goin' on in
this town all the time!
:43:56
Come on, hurry!
What do ya want me for?
Oh, sure, sure!
:43:59
Sure!
:44:01
Let's see
your gun, son!
:44:04
Doggone near as big
as you are, isn't it?
:44:07
You're Thomas Jefferson Destry,
ain't ya?
That's right!
:44:10
I'm Eli Whitney Claggett!
Well, glad to know ya!
:44:13
Howdy! Gosh,
I've heard about you
and your pa all my life!
:44:17
Whenever we play
sheriffs and injuns,
I'm always your pa!
:44:21
Couldn't do better, son!
:44:23
Gosh, I bet you've
killed a lot of men
in the course of duty!
:44:26
Get goin', son!
I'll be right with ya!
How 'bout me handling it?
:44:28
Gosh, yeah,
you can use it!
All right!
:44:31
You see, Tom!
Even that little kid...
:44:33
Reminds me of a kid
I used to know!
:44:35
He done in both his
ma and pa with a crowbar!
:44:37
No!
Yes, he did.
:44:40
Now the judge said to him,
"Do ya got anything to say
for yourself?"
:44:43
And the kid said,
"Well, I just hope that
Your Honor has some regard!!!
:44:46
For the feelin's
of a poor orphan!"
:44:50
[Chuckling]
:44:54
You know, that reminds...
Oh, why don't you go
back to Omaha?
:44:58
I'm goin' along with you!
What in tarnation for?