:56:02
I used to have a friend
that was an opry singer,
:56:05
but he went into
the cement business!
:56:07
One day,
he fell into the cement!
:56:09
And now he's the cornerstone
of the post office
in St! Louis, Missouri!
:56:13
He shoulda stuck
to his own trade!
:56:16
You'd better stick to yours!
:56:23
That fella Tyndall
is gonna make trouble,
sure as I'm standin' here!
:56:26
What are we gonna do?
What do you say
we get ready for supper?
:56:31
How can you talk of eatin'
at a time like this?
'Cause I'm hungry!
:56:34
'Cause you're hungry!
:56:36
I suppose I'm supposed
to stand he... Ohh!
:56:40
Uh!!!
Well!
:56:43
Believe it or not,
I'm waiting for
a stagecoach!
Uh-huh!
:56:46
What are my pants
doing on your legs?
:56:48
These are the legs
of a Stavrogin
of Bardicheff!
:56:50
Let your pants
remain on them
and earn their gratitude!
:56:53
Refuse and take their curse!
I think I'll take
both the curse and the pants!
:56:56
Oh!
Well, take 'em off!
:56:58
You mean, right now?
Yeah, right now!
:57:00
The whole world's
against me!
:57:03
Uh, wait a minute!
:57:05
Might make a deal with you!
How well do you know
this country around here?
:57:08
Oh! Like a field mouse!
I know every inch,
every pebble!
:57:12
There isn't a twig, bird
or a tree that...
:57:14
I'll give you the pants
if you do a job for me!
:57:16
Agreed! What can I lose?
Only the job! Command me!
:57:18
I want you to find something
for me!
I'm a weasel,
I'm a hawk!
:57:21
I've got the memory
of an elephant!
I don't
need the whole menagerie!
:57:24
All I need is
one human bloodhound
who can keep his mouth shut!
:57:27
I'll be your bloodhound,
sniffing and silent!
What's missing?
:57:31
The body of Sheriff Keogh!
:57:33
Take back your pants!
:57:36
What do you want to find
the body of Keogh for?
:57:39
We can't prove a murder's
been done if we can't
produce a corpus delicti!
:57:43
Corpus delicti!
I thought you were
lookin' for Keogh!
:57:45
Boris is gonna make
a very good second deputy!
:57:48
Sure! I might as well have
two loony deputies as one!
:57:51
A deputy!
:57:54
Deputy Stavrogin!
Observe my brain
in action!
:57:56
Where would I go
if I were a dead body?
:57:58
Would I stay out
in the open?
No! No privacy!