:03:01
Come on, Rusty, I'll buy you a ticket.
:03:04
Where's your $70?
:03:08
You only got $10?
What did you do with the other $60?
:03:15
You buy a snake?
:03:18
I can't get you a ticket
if you ain't got enough money.
:03:20
Money?
:03:22
- You two gents are heading West, partner?
- Not me. Just my brother.
:03:27
You see, I got no money.
So he's going West.
:03:29
When he gets off the train,
he'll pick up some gold and send it to me.
:03:33
They say the gold is laying
all over the streets.
:03:37
All over the streets you find the gold.
:03:42
The way he's dressed, he looks like
he was laying all over the streets.
:03:46
Of course the gold is all over the streets,
but they won't let him take any.
:03:50
He's a tenderfoot.
:03:51
You wear those shoes,
you've got tender feet, too.
:03:54
Those are shoes?
I thought that was fungus with buttons.
:03:57
All right, suppose he's got tender feet.
You don't pick up gold with feet.
:04:01
No, you don't understand.
A tenderfoot is an easterner.
:04:04
Out West, they shoot at anything
that looks Eastern.
:04:06
They'll blow his head off if he goes
out West with that flea incubator.
:04:10
What's the matter with that hat?
It cost a lot of money.
:04:13
- How much did it cost him?
- I don't know. He stole it.
:04:17
- What's the idea?
- Wait a minute!
:04:20
I'm just trying to save his life.
:04:21
- You love your brother, don't you?
- No, but I'm used to him.
:04:24
Now, this is the kind of hat
they're wearing this season.
:04:27
This is the 1870 model.
:04:30
It's what they call a pioneer's cap.
:04:33
Isn't that tail supposed to be in the back?
:04:37
Not on him.
:04:39
- That's genuine beaver.
- It's pretty.
:04:42
I'll stroke it. It's still my hat, you know.
That'll be $10.
:04:45
- You want $10 for that old beaver?
- I'm not in business for love.
:04:49
I was in love once and I got the business.
:04:52
But that's another story,
and a very unpleasant one, too.
:04:54
Why should he buy a hat?
He ain't got enough money for a ticket.
:04:57
You can always get a ticket.
But this is the last hat of its kind.