:22:04
Blondie, how would you like to buy
a diamond necklace...
:22:07
that formerly belonged
to the Czarina of Russia?
:22:09
- How did you get it?
- I used to room with Rasputin.
:22:13
- $1.
- I'll buy it. Lend me $10.
:22:15
- Sure, Mr. Panello.
- $10.
:22:17
$9 change, please.
:22:20
Let's forget about it.
:22:24
Madam, why is that baby
constantly crying?
:22:27
He can't stand the jerks in the coach.
:22:30
Now wait a minute, boys.
It was nothing personal.
:22:33
She didn't mean anything by it.
:22:39
$10 for every ditch you hit.
:22:42
- I'm so sorry.
- I must get myself straightened around.
:22:45
- That's it, around.
- Let my bustle go!
:22:48
Attaboy.
:22:49
- I can fix this bustle myself!
- All right, he's just helping you.
:22:52
Madam, it's none of my business,
but are you wearing a revolving door?
:22:56
If you are,
I'd like to go around with you sometime.
:22:58
Mr. Panello, instead of bargaining with you
for the rights of the land...
:23:02
I intend to make you a liberal offer,
which I feel you'll instantly accept.
:23:06
How much you gonna pay us for this land?
:23:08
$500.
:23:10
$500! We're gonna be rich!
:23:12
Now, all I need is both your signatures.
:23:16
On the bottom.
:23:22
There you are. Thank you.
:23:26
I'll give you $1,000.
:23:27
- How dare you, you meddlesome fool!
- I heard that!
:23:31
If you weren't so small,
I'd flog the daylights out of you.
:23:34
- But I'm bigger than you.
- That's another reason.
:23:38
You'll pay us double for this land
than the Railroad?
:23:40
Yes, and it's a lucky thing for you
I got here in time.
:23:43
Mr. Panello,
you don't know who he represents.
:23:45
At least you know my offer is bona fide.
:23:47
That's right.
How do we know your offer is bona fide?
:23:50
- Are your hands clean?
- Sure.
:23:51
Then here's my card.
:23:52
"Bona Fide Oil Company.
S. Quentin Quale, Pres."
:23:56
Look. His whole company is bona fide.
:23:59
In all my long business experience,
I've dealt with every important oil firm...