:55:01
Panello, this Indian's no Indian.
:55:04
If he's no Indian,
why is he wearing a chicken for a hat?
:55:07
He's half-lndian and half-ostrich.
:55:10
Stop trying to pass yourself off
as a red man.
:55:13
Why, you can't even speak the language.
:55:15
Let me hear you recite Hiawatha
by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.
:55:20
That's not it.
:55:21
If it is, they've shortened it
since I went to school.
:55:23
And you call yourself a red man.
:55:25
And you call yourself a white man.
Let's go.
:55:31
What did he say?
:55:32
He said first they'll give us a fair trial,
then they'll kill us.
:55:36
White man talk too much.
Make chief heap mad.
:55:39
White man red man's friend.
:55:41
White man wanna make friends
with red brother.
:55:44
And sister, too.
:55:54
Are you insinuating that the white man
is not the Indian's friend?
:55:57
Who swindled you
out of Manhattan Island for $24?
:55:59
White man.
:56:00
Who stood your wooden statue
in front of a cigar store?
:56:03
Who put your head on a nickel
and then took the nickel away?
:56:06
Slot machine.
:56:08
Members of the tribe...
:56:11
I rest my case.
:56:14
How would you like a little necklace
that belonged to the Czarina of Russia?
:56:20
No like. Me want Cadillac sedan.
:56:24
She's been off the reservation.
:56:30
Wait a minute.
I don't want a scalp treatment.
:56:39
Look, just to prove we're your friends,
we give you this totem pole.