:59:00
In fact, without being unduly optimistic,
I think I may say...
:59:03
Sausages, by Jove!
:59:05
But if the whole matter's
gonna be treated as a joke...
:59:08
Sit down, Chet. It's no joke to me.
:59:11
That is, supposing it really is Charles
who's suddenly turned up like a...
:59:16
Like a bad penny?
:59:21
Hello, my dear fellow. How are you?
:59:24
- Hello, Chet. How are you?
- Delighted to see you, Charles.
:59:27
- Welcome home, darling.
- Hello, darling.
:59:30
- Charles, this is jolly.
- My dear.
:59:32
Charles, dear, how nice to see you.
:59:36
You haven't met Henry yet, have you?
:59:39
A new brother-in-law?
How do you do? Congratulations.
:59:41
- Thank you very much.
- You remember Lydia.
:59:44
- How are you?
- How are you?
:59:46
- Hello, old chap.
- I'm Kitty.
:59:48
Jill had to take me when she took Daddy.
:59:49
How do you do, Kitty?
Please sit down, all of you.
:59:52
- I'm afraid I'm upsetting your breakfast.
- Here's a chair. Next to mine.
:59:55
- What can I get you?
- You go on with your breakfast...
:59:58
- and I'll forage for myself.
- Go ahead, my dear chap.
1:00:00
We're all absolutely delighted
to see you back.
1:00:02
Have to kill the fatted calf, what?
1:00:04
I'll settle for a couple
of George's sausages.
1:00:06
- Lf he's left any.
- Plenty. I'm on a diet.
1:00:09
- By Jove, he's kidding. Amazing.
- They sound absolutely deafening.
1:00:14
By the way, my dear fellow,
Truslove's reading the will this morning.
1:00:18
It's 10 years old,
so you won't be done out of your share...
1:00:20
- which includes the house, I understand.
- Really?
1:00:24
I'm sure you're all waiting
for some sort of explanation.
1:00:26
I really haven't got one.
That's what loss of memory does for you.
1:00:31
Sheldon's told you all I know.
1:00:33
I was in Liverpool yesterday morning.
1:00:35
Why or how, I've no idea.
1:00:38
I'd been knocked down by a taxi
and came to in a chemist's shop.
1:00:42
Before that, I can't remember a thing.
1:00:46
Since a shell hole in France,
and that was three years ago.
1:00:49
Those three years
are a complete blank to me.
1:00:52
I don't know what I've done,
where I've been.
1:00:56
I found a little money in my pocket
and this key.