:59:01
Maude, somebody meeting you,
not knowing you were cracked,
might get the wrong impressión.
:59:05
Did he really pick you up on the train?
I was in awful trouble until
he nobly came to my rescue.
:59:09
Now you've spoiled everything.
I hoped for once he hadn't done
anything noble.
:59:12
What a lovely suit.
He bought me this.
:59:14
Why, Snoodles, you rat!
We'll work this into something yet.
This is perfectly electrifying.
:59:18
You must come and stay with us.
You're divorced, of course?
No, no, not quite.
:59:22
Oh, I don't think I'm quite
through with the prince yet either.
We can look for new husbands together.
:59:26
I'm thinking of an American at the moment.
It seems more patriotic.
:59:29
Greetings.
No, no, Toto.
His English is a little elementary.
:59:33
What language does he speak?
:59:36
I don't know.
I think it's Baluchistan,
but it's impossible to tell.
:59:40
Hello.
Let's go ashore,
and we'll have a wonderful time.
:59:43
You're perfectly respectable,
but as long as we don't roll on the floor...
:59:47
and give the butler hysterics,
we'll be cooking on the front burner.
:59:50
I talk a lot, don't I?
Yes!
:59:52
Ah, Snoodles,
you snake in the grass.!
:59:57
Did you have to get him drunk,
or how did you do it?
Maude!
1:00:00
Look at that very handsome man.
I wonder who he is.
1:00:03
I don't think I've seen him around before.
I thought I knew all the handsome men
in this village.
1:00:07
We could use some new faces.
It isn't possible.
1:00:09
What isn't possible?
I think I know that man.
In fact, I'm sure of it.
1:00:20
What did you follow me
down here for anyway?
1:00:22
What do you mean, what did I follow you
down here for? You're my wife, aren't you?
You're making an ass of yourself,
1:00:25
exposing yourself
to all sorts of dangers I promised to love,
honor and protect you from.
1:00:28
But that isn't fair.
I'm doing this for you too.
I don't want you to do any more.
1:00:32
But, look, I've left you.
I'm not your wife any longer.
1:00:35
Gerry, darling.
No, no. Stop it.
1:00:37
Well, I must say you do know him!
1:00:40
This is the Princess Centimillia.
My brother, Captain Mc... McGlue.
1:00:44
What?
Captain! We should have met sooner.
1:00:46
If I'd seen you around, we would have.
This is my brother, Captain Hackensacker.
1:00:49
Captain McGlue.
That's an odd name.
1:00:51
Yes, isn't it?
How do you do, Captain?
I'm not a captain.
1:00:53
That's my sister's joke
because I own a yacht.
1:00:55
That's my sister's joke
because I don't own one.
1:00:57
Very glad to meet you. Your sister
didn't tell me she had a brother here.
No, I just dropped over.