:09:02
But wouldn't it always come out even
if they made the same number of outs?
:09:07
No, no, no. You see...
:09:09
You see, an out... An out is...
Well, it's just an out.
:09:12
- Come on! Play ball!
- Play ball!
:09:15
Okay.
:09:19
Now, there's the first batter.
:09:21
Now, he's gonna try to hit the ball
as far as he can...
:09:24
...and get around as many bases
as he can.
:09:27
If he could get around all the bases
and back to home plate...
:09:30
...that would mean a run for his team.
:09:34
The pitcher's gonna try
to make him miss it.
:09:36
- Which one is the pitcher?
- The one pitch...
:09:39
The fellow in the middle.
:09:46
One out.
:09:48
No. No, one strike. That's a strike.
:09:50
Two more of those before he's out.
:09:52
- Why?
- Well, because it's... Are you kidding?
:10:02
How could that be a strike?
He didn't even swing at it.
:10:06
Well, he doesn't have to swing at it.
:10:09
You see, it's a strike as long
as he puts it over the plate...
:10:12
...between the batter's
shoulders and his knees.
:10:15
I see. If the batter were really smart,
he'd stoop down and fool the pitcher.
:10:19
I'll bet you this next one's
a double upcurve in the side pocket.
:10:23
Yeah. Maybe he'll hit
into a quadruple play.
:10:27
Do you think he will?
:10:28
Wouldn't surprise me a bit.
:10:38
Safe? He's out a mile!
:10:39
How much are they paying you,
you one-eyed chiseler?
:10:42
What do you do in the winter,
burn down hospitals? Grave robber!
:10:46
- Ain't there no laws in this country?
- Shut up, will you?
:10:49
What do you mean, shut up?
You got a lot of nerve.
:10:52
That guy was out a mile. By six miles!
:10:54
I'll beef all I like!
You'd think I didn't buy a ticket.
:10:57
Well, I did. You wanna see it? Here!
$ 1.65 of good American dough.