1:42:07
Good morning.
1:42:09
What now?
1:42:11
I've come home, Sam.
1:42:14
Afraid I can't agree with you, Tess.
1:42:17
But, Sam.
1:42:19
This is our apartment by the river
you've always wanted, isn't it?
1:42:23
- I'm going to be part of it.
- What's the gag?
1:42:25
Sam, Pop and Ellen were married
last night.
1:42:29
I listened to the words.
You can't listen to them without...
1:42:32
You listened to them once before.
1:42:34
But I didn't hear them. Honestly,
I didn't. I heard them last night, though.
1:42:39
I love you, Sam.
1:42:42
Will you marry me?
1:42:46
You mean love, honor, cherish
and obey until death do us part?
1:42:50
- Yes, Sam.
- You're gonna live here with me?
1:42:52
Kiss me goodbye and wait for me
to come home...
1:42:55
...with stories about
what you and the girls did?
1:42:58
Yes, Sam.
1:42:59
Gonna run up diminity curtains
and sew my underwear?
1:43:02
- Yes.
- Cook and sew...
1:43:04
...and put on your rubber gloves
and wash the dishes?
1:43:07
This is the top phony of them all.
1:43:09
You've pulled some dandies, but
you've really reached the heights now.
1:43:13
Barging in here at dawn,
flushed and starry-eyed...
1:43:16
...and expect me to see rice
and old shoes floating through the air...
1:43:20
- Sam, why won't you believe me?
- I'll tell you why I won't believe you.
1:43:24
Every time you've tried to duck an issue,
you've made love to me. And I fell for it.
1:43:28
Until, in the office yesterday,
you realized that I was wise to you.
1:43:32
Now, why don't you drop the curtain
on this act.
1:43:36
But, Sam, you don't understand.
1:43:39
I'm gonna give up my job.
1:43:41
Really? What are you gonna do,
run for president?
1:43:44
I'm going to be your wife.
1:43:46
You don't think I can do
the ordinary things any idiot can do.
1:43:49
- No.
- Why not?
1:43:51
Because you're incapable of it.
1:43:53
You can't expect Seabiscuit to stop,
drink a glass of water and count to 7.
1:43:57
- That takes training.
- Well, I'm not Seabiscuit.