1:57:02
Left foot.
1:57:04
Right foot.
1:57:06
On your toes.
1:57:09
I used to be a model.
1:57:11
You'll look awful pretty peeling potatoes.
1:57:14
- On your way, wise guy.
- Next.
1:57:18
Left foot.
Right foot.
1:57:20
Take this paper and report
to Sgt. Cooper for your examination.
1:57:25
Next. Name, please.
1:57:27
Oh. George M. Cohan.
1:57:31
Occupation:
Actor, author, composer and producer.
1:57:35
Address:
Devonshire Hotel.
1:57:38
- How do you know so much about me?
- Don't you recognize me, Mr. Cohan?
1:57:42
I was a clerk at the Friars Club.
1:57:46
- Age: 39.
- Doesn't even give me a chance to lie.
1:57:51
Thirty-nine? I'm sorry, Mr. Cohan.
You're overage. Thirty-one's the limit now.
1:57:56
What's 8 or 9 years? The Germans
won't ask me for a birth certificate.
1:58:00
Oh, I know how you feel, Mr. Cohan.
But you've got to be young and tough.
1:58:05
It's no picnic. All those hardships,
the mental strain...
1:58:08
...trenches,
the fighting, the marching.
1:58:10
- The ma'am-selles.
- I hope.
1:58:13
No, you'll never be able to stand it.
1:58:16
Hardships and physical strain?
You don't know what you're talking about.
1:58:20
This war's a coffee klatch compared
to a musical show.
1:58:23
I'd like to see one of you do what I do in a
performance and be on your feet at the end.
1:58:28
I'll give you an idea of what I mean.
1:58:48
Thank you very much
for your entertainment, Mr. Cohan.
1:58:52
But I'm afraid we have more need
of you here than over there.
1:58:55
But that'll make the war last a year longer.
1:58:59
- Goodbye, Mr. Cohan.
- Thank you, major. Thank you.