2:16:01
Raised in a vacuum bottle.
2:16:02
I guess your parents must have seen me.
Fathers and mothers.
2:16:06
Maybe they have.
I never heard them talk about it.
2:16:09
Ever hear of a song called
"Give My Regards to Broadway"?
2:16:13
- I don't think so.
- No, sir. Who sang it?
2:16:16
- Who sang it?
- Was it a theme song or something?
2:16:19
A follow-up to
"Beat Me, Daddy, Eight to the Bar"?
2:16:22
Or "Jeepers Creepers."
2:16:34
Come on, kids. Time's a-wasting.
2:16:36
We gotta scram now.
Swinging session!
2:16:39
Thank you very much, Mr...
2:16:41
- What was your name again, sir?
- Cohan. George Cohan.
2:16:46
Goodbye, Georgie.
You're cute!
2:16:50
- Nice old guy. Let's go!
- We've got places to go and things to do.
2:16:58
Bye!
2:17:06
They did that.
2:17:09
I'm not angry,
but it's very discouraging.
2:17:11
Kid asked me my name, I said, "Cohan."
He asked me again, I said, "Cohan."
2:17:16
Never even heard of me.
16 years old, and I bet he can't read.
2:17:19
But you've been away from
the theater for years, George.
2:17:23
Nine or ten generations
have grown up since then.
2:17:26
Naturally they don't remember you.
Nobody's got that good a memory.
2:17:29
Why not? Many generations remembered my
father and mother in vaudeville.
2:17:34
That's because they were real troupers.
They stayed with it.
2:17:37
Your father could do a good buck
and wing when he was 60.
2:17:41
- What makes you think I can't?
- I'd hate to see you try it.
2:17:44
Your father never sat around an orchard,
listening to his arteries hardening.
2:17:48
Nothing wrong with my arteries.
2:17:50
No, not right now because
those kids got you all worked up.
2:17:55
You're picking on me for a reason, Mary.
2:17:57
You're trying to get a rise out of me.
Come on. Let's have it. What is it?