:02:02
I wonder if any big shots
are getting married today?
:02:08
Looks like the same suckers
get married every day.
:02:11
Come on.
:02:12
Hey, the guy with the cheaters.
:02:20
Now what's he hiding from?
:02:26
-Hey, isn't that Mortimer Brewster?
-Mortimer Brewster, the dramatic critic?
:02:33
No, it's not him. But what a scoop it'd be!
:02:35
The guy who wrote The Bachelor's Bible
getting hooked. It's too good to be true.
:02:40
Let's snap the mayor
in his new fire helmet and go.
:02:42
Let's stick around, see who the guy is.
:02:44
"Two by two they come and go"
:02:47
Good morning, children.
Your name, please?
:02:49
-Elaine Harper.
-Speak a little louder.
:02:51
Elaine Harper.
:02:53
Thank you. Yours?
:02:57
-Mortimer Brewster.
-How's that?
:03:01
Mortimer Brewster.
:03:02
Speak up, sonny.
There's nothing to be afraid of.
:03:11
I want to keep this undercover.
:03:13
Love her? Of course you love her.
You're marrying her, right?
:03:16
You don't understand. Come here.
:03:18
I don't want this to get out for a while.
:03:20
I'm Mortimer Brewster.
:03:23
You're who?
:03:24
Mortimer Brew--
:03:29
That's him!
:03:31
Mr. Brewster!
:03:40
Now, look--
:03:43
Goodbye, dear.
:03:49
Don't you understand?
How can I marry you?
:03:51
Me, the symbol of bachelorhood.
I've sneered at every love scene.
:03:54
I've written four million words
against marriage!
:03:57
Not only hooked, but to a minister's
daughter, and a girl from Brooklyn.