Arsenic and Old Lace
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:10:00
Here's the broth for Mrs. Brophy.
Be sure it's good and hot.

:10:03
You bet I will, and thank you very much.
:10:05
The Army and Navy are ready for action.
:10:08
Colonel, this is grand.
It'll make a lot of kids happy.

:10:11
What's this? The Oregon?
:10:13
Teddy, dear, put it back.
:10:15
-But the Oregon goes to Australia.
-Now, Teddy....

:10:18
No, it goes to Australia.
:10:19
-These are lovely. Thank you.
-Not at all.

:10:25
-The children will go crazy.
-Don't mention it.

:10:28
So long, Colonel.
:10:31
Hey, Sarge.
:10:32
Yes.
:10:35
Dismissed!
:10:37
-Goodbye and thank you.
-Don't mention it.

:10:40
-Careful of the step with the toys.
-Good night.

:10:47
Young man, let that be a lesson to you.
:10:53
Goodbye.
:10:58
-Well, I must be going.
-Charge!

:11:02
Charge the blockhouse!
:11:11
Blockhouse?
:11:13
The stairs are always San Juan Hill.
:11:16
Bless you!
:11:17
Have you tried to persuade him
he wasn't Roosevelt?

:11:20
-Oh, no!
-He's so happy being Teddy Roosevelt.

:11:23
Do you remember, Martha?
:11:26
Once, a long time ago,
we thought if he'd be George Washington...

:11:29
...it might be a change for him,
and we suggested it.

:11:32
And do you know what happened?
:11:34
He just stayed under his bed for days
and wouldn't be anybody.

:11:38
Well, if he's happy, and what's
more important, you're happy....

:11:42
Our only worry for Teddy
is after we're gone.

:11:45
Yes, indeed. That is quite a problem.
:11:47
Mortimer's made all the arrangements
for Teddy...

:11:49
...to go to Happy Dale Sanitarium
after we pass on.

:11:53
Splendid idea! A very pleasant place.
:11:59
Dear, sweet Reverend Harper.

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