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:58:01
- Meet interesting salmon?
- You don't know what you're missing.

:58:04
- The water was wonderful.
- The water knows where to find me.

:58:07
I believe in progress and American
plumbing. When I need water...

:58:10
...I take a shower.
:58:13
- Wanna play catch?
- No.

:58:15
Would you?
:58:16
- No.
- You ungrateful people.

:58:18
You invite me to the beach, drive me
out in style to the cool breezes.

:58:22
Take me out of the nice, hot,
steaming city, and this is the thanks I get.

:58:26
And what's more, I'm hungry.
This violent inertia gives me an appetite.

:58:30
- You haven't been out of that chair.
- Every man has his own form of exercise.

:58:35
This is your party.
You know your way around here.

:58:37
Where's the food, or do we munch
seaweed to keep in the spirit?

:58:41
- Sandwiches are inside if you want them.
- You mean, I have to walk inside?

:58:48
Wonderful sea air.
:58:51
Do you ever get confused with all these
spare mansions you have kicking around?

:58:55
Beach house, town house,
country house.

:58:57
Personally, I get confused in
a hotel room with an adjoining towel.

:59:03
You get the feeling
that I'm not wanted here?

:59:11
Why'd you run away?
:59:14
I don't like to be mauled.
:59:15
I was only trying to help you.
:59:18
I don't need your help. I'm perfectly
capable of taking care of myself.

:59:21
- I have a certain amount of pride too.
- Who says you haven't?

:59:28
What are you afraid of, Helen?
:59:30
I'm just careful.
:59:31
- Of what?
- Of the world in general.

:59:34
- That's pretty vague.
- It's a woman's privilege to be vague.

:59:38
You want people to think
you're brittle and shallow.

:59:42
The woman with a gay gag,
a wisecrack.

:59:45
You're not really that, you know.
:59:47
My friends will be delighted to hear it.
:59:49
You're lonely.
:59:52
You think you can fool me.
We're too alike. I know you too well.

:59:56
You don't know me at all.
:59:58
Why did you ask me out here today?

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