1:09:03
Excuse me, please.
1:09:06
Hey, wait a minute.
Thanks for the lift downtown.
1:09:11
See? When I'm courteous, I'm ignored.
1:09:16
- Maybe I'll never see him again.
- You'll see him again.
1:09:19
Temporarily, he's on his way
to placate a jealous woman.
1:09:22
- You hear about the tour? We stunned them.
- Sid, what is she like?
1:09:27
Helen?
1:09:29
She's as complex as a Bach fugue,
born with a silver flask in her mouth.
1:09:33
Helen has a big alumnus
association behind her.
1:09:36
- She's quite a gal.
- So it seems.
1:09:40
- You're quite a gal yourself.
- You're nice, Sid.
1:09:43
Say I'm wonderful or unbearable,
but don't ever say I'm nice.
1:09:46
I was in love once. It took me
two weeks to get over her.
1:09:49
I played all the 32 Beethoven sonatas.
It took exactly two weeks.
1:09:54
So it ain't funny. Why don't we get drunk.
Drink to laurel wreaths and curtain calls.
1:09:59
- To fame, fortune and success.
- I wanna get out of here.
1:10:02
Sure.
1:10:03
There's an old Irish saying. "Light your pipe.
There's only wind and smoke in the world."
1:10:08
Translation: Easy does it.
1:10:10
Easy does it every time, baby.
1:10:16
Want piano lessons? Twenty-five
cents a lesson, you'll be my only pupil.
1:10:20
You think you're better
than I am, don't you?
1:10:53
- For you, sir?
- Sure, why not.