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1:35:03
No offense, anybody.
1:35:15
- Let me alone, Paul. I'm a lost crusade.
- Turn around.

1:35:22
You're a hangman's noose to me.
1:35:24
Please leave me alone.
1:35:26
Say good night.
1:35:32
Good night, Monte.
1:35:35
- Night, Teddy.
- Night, Helen.

1:35:36
Night, Mrs. Wright.
1:35:44
A French philosopher once listed
300 ways of committing suicide.

1:35:47
- Yeah?
- He left one out:

1:35:49
Falling in love with an artist.
1:36:00
Be careful, that's the only pot
that was ever true to me.

1:36:03
Drink your coffee.
1:36:05
Here we go again.
Only a man who doesn't drink...

1:36:08
...thinks black coffee sobers you up.
- I envy people who drink.

1:36:11
- They know what to blame everything on.
- lf it's so simple, why don't you drink?

1:36:15
- I have no character.
- Don't brag.

1:36:18
- How do you feel?
- Who, me?

1:36:20
Oh, wonderful.
1:36:21
I need a hot towel or a cold shower.
Either or both or vice versa.

1:36:26
I hate cold showers. They stimulate me.
1:36:28
- Then I don't know what to do.
- Try getting some sleep.

1:36:31
It's an idea, not original.
I had the idea hours ago.

1:36:34
You were playing games
with phones and doorbells.

1:36:37
Maybe it's a personal idiosyncrasy of mine,
but loud noises never put me to sleep.

1:36:41
- Sure there's nothing else I can do?
- Yeah, I'm sure.

1:36:44
Maybe I can play the Hammerklavier sonata.
Takes an hour if I leave out the repeats.

1:36:48
Good night, Sid.
1:36:50
- Sure you don't need me?
- Good night, Sid.

1:36:52
Okay, remember, I'm not taking
any more calls tonight.

1:36:55
I'm entered in a dog show.
I have to be up at 6:00.

1:36:58
- Think I have a chance?
- You'll do great.


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