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Now, folks...
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I here by declare
the first church of Tombstone...
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which ain't got no name yet,
or no preacher either...
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officially dedicated.
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Now I don't pretend
to be no preacher...
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but I've read the Good Book
from cover to cover and back again...
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and I nary found
one word against dancin'.
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So we'll commence by havin'
a dad-blasted good dance.