1:15:04
We'd open up the safe
But we forgot where we put the key
1:15:14
We're the favorite lads
Of girls in the picture ads
1:15:19
We'd like to tell you
Who we kissed last night
1:15:22
But we can't be cads
1:15:28
The Vanderbilts are waiting
At the club
1:15:34
But how are we to get there?
That's the rub
1:15:38
That's the rub
1:15:41
We would sail up the avenue
But we haven't got a yacht
1:15:48
We would drive up the avenue
But the horse we had was shot
1:15:54
We would ride on a trolley car
But we haven't got the fare
1:15:59
So we'll walk up the avenue
Yes, we'll walk up the avenue
1:16:05
Yes, we'll walk up the avenue
Till we're there
1:16:51
We would swim up the avenue
But we haven't any lake
1:16:56
So we'll walk up the avenue
Yes, we'll walk up the avenue