:29:02
Wagging their tails for love
:29:07
What is this thing
Of which I sing
:29:10
That makes us all bewitched?
:29:12
What is this thing
That comes in Spring
:29:15
That gives us all the itch?
:29:19
Oh, it's love
:29:21
It's love,
It's love love love love
:30:03
Pardon me,
but have you a fly swatter?
:30:06
I beg your pardon.
:30:08
If you beg around here,
I'll call the police.
:30:10
I repeat, I beg your pardon.
:30:13
I don't care what you've eaten.
:30:14
I've eaten nothing.
:30:15
Poor dear.
Here, get a sandwich.
:30:18
- Sir, I demand an apology!
- I don't know you.
:30:20
Who are your people?
Are you in the social register?
:30:23
- My name happens to be Smith.
- Never heard of them.
:30:26
That shows you're asinine.
:30:28
I should have worn my overcoat.
:30:30
You've interrupted me
in the middle of my sonnet.
:30:32
In the middle of your what?
:30:34
Not in the middle of my what,
the middle of my sonnet.
:30:36
My ode to a worm.
:30:39
Oh worm, why do you turn
into the earth from me?
:30:42
'Tis Spring! Oh worm!
:30:44
Lift up your head
:30:46
whichever end that be
and smile at the sun
:30:49
untwine your naked form
and with your tail, fling!
:30:52
High the dirt in ecstasy!
:30:54
'Tis Spring! 'Tis Spring!
'Tis Spring!