:00:00
25.000
:00:00
Good night.
:00:20
I'm sorry, my dear. I'm drunk.
:00:23
It's your health I'm worried about.
You know what the doctor said.
:00:27
Yes, I shouldn't drink.
It's bad for the heart.
:00:32
What about the mind?
:00:35
I suppose that should be clear and
alert so I can contemplate the future.
:00:39
The prospects of joining
those gray-haired nymphs
:00:42
that sleep
on the Thames embankment at night.
:00:45
You'll never join them
while I'm alive.
:00:48
Oh, I forgot to get your supper!
I'm no good.
:00:51
I'll get it later on.
First I'm going to put you to bed.
:00:55
But you've had nothing to eat.
:00:58
Did you take your medicine?
:01:00
What medicine?
:01:01
You didn't.
It's to give you an appetite.
:01:04
I've quenched my appetite.
:01:06
You'll be ill again,
if you don't eat.
:01:08
Well, I much prefer to drink.
:01:11
A man's true character comes out
when he's drunk.
:01:14
Me, I'm funnier.
:01:17
Too bad I didn't drink
at the Middlesex.
:01:19
I've got good news for you.
:01:21
Mr. Bodalink wants to see you
tomorrow morning.
:01:24
Who's he?
:01:26
Our dance director. He wants you
to play a clown in the new ballet.
:01:30
I'm through clowning.
:01:32
Life isn't a gag anymore.
I can't see the joke.
:01:35
From now on, I'm a retired humorist.
:01:38
You'll feel differently
in the morning.
:01:40
No, I hate the theatre!
:01:43
Someday I'll buy
an acre of ground somewhere
:01:46
and raise a few cut flowers,
and make a living that way.