1:05:09
I suppose
some jerk's gonna say I did it.
1:05:24
Why don't you try it one at a time?
1:05:38
Now, there's a lot of folks around
that don't believe in Santa Claus.
1:05:42
I always did and I always will.
1:05:44
For a while, I thought the German
Luftwaffe had shot him down,
1:05:48
reindeer, sleigh and all. But no, sir.
1:05:50
On Christmas Eve, the Geneva man
showed up with some presents for us.
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They brought us coffee, a little sugar,
prunes and toothbrushes,
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and, of all things,
some ping-pong balls.
1:06:02
There must have been a slip-up
1:06:04
because suddenly we wound up
with 2,000 ping-pong balls.
1:06:07
It seemed pretty idiotic at the time,
but those balls sure came in handy.
1:06:13
Did they come in handy!
1:06:39
Hey, Schulz!
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What is this?
You must get out of your bunk.
1:06:45
The Geneva man
is coming to inspect the...
1:06:48
Lieber Gott, how do you look!
You had a fight?
1:06:50
Would you like to give Frau Schulz
silk stockings for Christmas?
1:06:54
You should see the doctor.
Maybe I can... silk stockings?
1:06:58
Take them.
1:06:59
Wunderbar! Maybe they are too
wunderbar for my wife, but...