:33:22
Tony, don't make
that martini too watery.
:33:27
Now, where's the picture
of the maharajah?.
:33:32
When are you going to finish
pasting in those clippings?.
:33:35
I shall find time one of these days.
:33:37
Here it is.
This is the maharajah.
:33:39
-Isn't he dreamy?.
-He had four Rolls-Royces and jewels...
:33:42
...to sink a battleship, but all he wanted
was to play at Wimbledon.
:33:45
The poor darling was so shortsighted,
he could barely see the end of the racket...
:33:50
-...let alone the ball.
-You should--
:33:51
Thanks, Tony.
:33:53
You should write a book about all this.
:33:55
Why don't you two collaborate,
a detective novel with a tennis background.
:33:59
What about it, Mark?.
You provide me...
:34:01
-...with the perfect murder.
-Nothing I'd like better.
:34:03
How do you go about
writing a detective story?.
:34:06
You forget detection and concentrate
on crime. Crime's the thing.
:34:09
You imagine you're gonna
steal something or murder somebody.
:34:12
Is that how you do it?.
Interesting.
:34:14
I usually put myself in the criminal's shoes
and I keep asking myself:
:34:17
"What do I do next?."
:34:19
Do you really believe
in the perfect murder?.
:34:22
Yes, absolutely.
On paper, that is.
:34:25
I think I could plan one
better than most people...
:34:27
...but I doubt I could carry it out.
:34:29
Oh?. Why not?.
:34:31
In stories, things turn out
the way the author wants.
:34:34
And in real life,
they don't always.
:34:37
No. I'm afraid my murders
would be like my bridge:
:34:39
I'd make a mistake
and never realize it...
:34:41
-...till I find everybody looking at me.
-Drink up, Mark.
:34:44
-Yes.
-What are you doing tomorrow?.
:34:46
-Nothing.
-Why don't we drive...
:34:48
-...to Windsor for lunch.
-That's a good idea.
:34:50
Come along early, but not too early.
:34:52
-We may be nursing a hangover.
-How about 11?.
:34:54
-Fine.
-We can have lunch at the Kings Head.
:34:57
-Is that right in Windsor?.
-No, it's just outside.