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Good afternoon.
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Won't you be seated?
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- May I continue?
- Oh, yes.
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Thank you.
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Your course here will be
for a minimum of five years.
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Those of you
who at the end of that time
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satisfy the examiners
you have sufficient skill
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will receive your degrees and be
entitled to call yourselves "Doctor".
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It will require the greatest
hard work, application
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and serious-mindedness from you.
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For your first two years
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you will study biochemistry,
physiology, anatomy and pathology.
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Three minutes shorter than usual.
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Did he do female patients
and professional etiquette?
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- I think he mentioned it.
- He must have speeded up.
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- You heard it before?
- Three times.
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Three times?!
You must be a very senior...
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Not a bit.
I haven't passed an exam yet.
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Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I...
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Don't be. I always fail on purpose.
Shall we see the Padre?
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- Is that what you usually do?
- That's what I do. Come on.
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- Hello, Padre.
- Mr Grimsdyke. Nice to see you.
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- Nice to see you. How are you?
- Fine, thanks.
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- Good. Meet... What's your name?
- Sparrow. Simon Sparrow.
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- Glad to meet you, sir. New?
- Yes.
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I expect we'll be seeing a lot
of you. What'll it be, gentlemen?
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- Two pints, please. Beer all right?
- Guinness.
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Make one a Guinness, Padre. He's been
here years. Nobody knows his name.
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- We call him the Padre.
- Why?
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- Why? Shall we tell him?
- Yes.
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Well,
the patients might get a bit upset
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if the doctor
said he was popping to the pub,
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but if he says he's going to chapel,
they're quite impressed.