Doctor in the House
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It's not a gracious living
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but at least one
hasn't got to work for it.

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I'm not partial
to anything strenuous, are you?

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Chopsticks? One, two...
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This demonstrates
that the faster the subject pedals,

:16:21
the more oxygen he consumes.
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Faster, lad. Put your back into it.
You've got to work! Work!

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And that applies to you all.
You've all got to work.

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And now drains, ladies and gentlemen.
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Drains. Immensely important factors
in the health of the public.

:16:43
I've studied them all my life.
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You must, too,
to be efficient doctors.

:16:48
There's only one thing more important
than drainage. What is that?

:16:53
Sewage.
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Come in.
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- Well?
- It's moved up to my hip now.

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Out!
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Landlady's daughter.
Oldest joke in the world.

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- She went too far.
- Women are all the same.

:17:21
The psychiatric ward calls it
"behaviour pattern".

:17:25
- I've given in my notice.
- I don't get why.

:17:28
She sounds a good show,
if you like that sort of thing.

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- Doesn't help your rugby.
- Found anywhere else?

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- No.
- Do you drink beer in bed?

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- No.
- Oh!

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I'd ask you move in but
the domestic climate isn't congenial.

:17:44
- I could learn to drink beer in bed.
- Ah!


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