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Splendid.
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Now, lie still while I discuss
your case with these young doctors.
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Take his pyjamas off, Sister.
You. Examine his abdomen.
:38:18
Take that grubby fist away!
:38:20
The first rule of diagnosis -
eyes first and most,
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hands next and least
and tongue not at all. Look!
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- See anything?
- No, sir.
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Very good. Carry on.
Gently, man! You're not making bread.
:38:37
To be a surgeon,
you need the eye of a hawk,
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the heart of a lion
and the hands of a lady.
:38:43
- You found it?
- Yes, sir.
:38:45
- Well, what is it?
- A lump.
:38:47
- Well, what do you make of it?
- Is it kidney? Is it spleen?
:38:51
Is it liver? Is it dangerous?
:38:54
Don't worry. You won't understand
our medical talk.
:38:58
Er, you.
What are we going to do about it?
:39:00
Erm...
:39:02
Cut it out, man! Cut it out! And
where shall we make the incision?
:39:09
Nothing like large enough.
Keyhole surgery! Damnable! Like this.
:39:15
Don't worry. This is nothing
to do with you. Now, you.
:39:19
When we've cut through the skin,
what will we find?
:39:22
- Subcutaneous fat, sir.
- Quite right.
:39:25
Then we come across the surgeon's
worst enemy, which is what?
:39:29
Speak up, man.
Blood, you numbskull!
:39:33
You cut a patient, he bleeds, until
nature forms a clot and stops it.
:39:37
This interval is known scientifically
as the bleeding time.
:39:42
- You! What's the bleeding time?
- Ten past ten, sir.
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"Ten past ten. "
Old Sir Lancelot blew up.
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Hello.
:39:56
Sister Virtue nearly had a baby.
:39:58
Hey, have you seen
that little fair-haired nurse, eh?