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:43:03
We'll buy a guide
and go to every place on it.

:43:06
- From start to finish.
- Right. Come on.

:43:37
- You the dresser, boy?
- Yes, sir.

:43:39
Well, get scrubbed up, then.
Hurry up.

:43:44
- First time you've assisted?
- Yes, sir.

:43:47
Well, don't get under my feet
or I'll have your guts out.

:43:51
Yes, sir.
:43:53
Sir James Willoughby chased me out
of the theatre with a scalpel

:43:57
- for getting under his feet.
- Oh, really?

:44:01
And remind me to get some dry ginger.
:44:03
My wife will play hell
if I forget again.

:44:06
Yes, sir.
:44:08
Don't forget, if you feel faint,
fall backwards,

:44:12
not across the patient.
:44:23
Everybody's pampered these days,
:44:25
bewitched with free teeth,
spectacles and psychiatrists.

:44:29
Good afternoon, all.
All right. Let's get started.

:44:33
Left nephrectomy. Come here, boy.
:44:35
You can't learn surgery
from the doorpost.

:44:38
Now, although it looks easy
to you gentlemen,

:44:41
I've been doing this operation
for 20 years.

:44:44
All right to start, Stubbins?
:44:46
He's a bit blue down my end
but you know your own business.

:44:51
Sister, how the hell can I operate
with this jam spreader?!

:44:55
Why is it that every operation I do
:44:57
is plagued by incompetence
and blunt instruments?


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