1:22:08
Next, whoever you are!
1:22:12
Come on. don't keep me
hanging about here all day.
1:22:16
Right.
1:22:19
I'm a jolly young woman,
23 next birthday,
1:22:22
and I complain of putting on weight.
What do you do?
1:22:27
May one ask if you are jolly
in an attractive way, sir?
1:22:30
I wouldn't waste my time being
knock-kneed with a squint.
1:22:34
Well, then, I should send you
to an antenatal clinic.
1:22:38
Oh, good heavens, man.
1:22:40
If you send every pretty woman
to an ante-natal clinic,
1:22:43
you won't stay in practice long.
1:22:45
- St Swithins?
- Yes, sir.
1:22:47
I thought so.
You all have one-track minds.
1:22:51
All right. I'm a year-old baby
and I'm brought to you
1:22:54
with a pain in the tummy
and yelling blue murder. Waaah!
1:22:58
Well?
1:23:00
I'd ask
if there was anything missing, sir?
1:23:03
- What sort of thing?
- Well, for example, a doorknob.
1:23:07
A doorknob! More likely to be a knob
off the television set nowadays.
1:23:11
Well, what would the symptoms be?
1:23:16
All right. I've swallowed a doorknob.
What would my symptoms be?
1:23:20
Well, I should say mild indigestion.
1:23:23
You would, would you?
What are you going to do?
1:23:26
Give me castor oil and hope?
1:23:29
No, sir. Locate the object
and remove it.
1:23:31
I should ruddy well think so.
1:23:33
And how would you locate the object?
1:23:35
I hope the X-ray department
would help, sir.
1:23:38
- We're on a desert island.
- There wouldn't be a doorknob.
1:23:41
Nonsense. I sell doorknobs and I've
saved my samples from the wreck.
1:23:46
Well, where would it be?
1:23:48
Well... in the oesophagus, sir,
or the stomach,
1:23:52
or the duodenum or the jejunum.
1:23:54
- Do you know where the jejunum is?
- Below the stomach, sir.
1:23:58
Is the object a long-distance runner?