:11:00
Who can get one eye open.
:11:01
She's alright.
:11:03
- What did you do, have a fight?
- No.
:11:05
- Father loading up the shotgun?
- What?
:11:08
- Please, Stella.
- It's happened before, you know.
:11:10
Some of the world's
happiest marriages have
:11:13
Started "under the gun,'
as you might say.
:11:15
- No, she's just not the girl for me.
- yeah, she's only perfect.
:11:18
She's too perfect. She's too talented.
:11:20
She's too beautiful.
She's too sophisticated.
:11:23
She's too everything, but what I want.
:11:25
Is what you want
something you can discuss?
:11:28
What? It's very simple, Stella.
:11:31
She belongs to that rarefied
atmosphere of Park Avenue:
:11:34
Expensive restaurants
and literary cocktail parties.
:11:38
People with sense
belong wherever they're put.
:11:40
Can you imagine her tramping around
the world with a camera bum
:11:43
Who never has more than
a week's salary in the bank?
:11:45
If she was only ordinary.
:11:48
You never gonna get married?
:11:50
I'll probably get married
one of these days,
:11:52
But when I do, it's gonna be
to someone who thinks of life
:11:54
Not just as a new dress
and a lobster dinner
:11:59
And the latest scandal.
:12:01
I need a woman who's willing to...
Hold it.
:12:04
Who's willing to go anywhere
and do anything and love it.
:12:08
So the honest thing for me to do
is just call the whole thing off.
:12:11
Let her find somebody else.
:12:13
yeah, I can hear you now.
:12:15
"Get out of my life,
you perfectly wonderful woman."
:12:19
Look, Mr Jefferies,
I'm not an educated woman,
:12:21
But I can tell you one thing.
:12:23
When a man and a woman see
each other and like each other,
:12:27
They ought to come together, wham,
:12:29
Like a couple of taxis on Broadway
:12:31
And not sit around analysing each other
:12:33
Like two specimens in a bottle.
:12:35
There's an intelligent way
to approach marriage.
:12:38
Intelligence.
:12:39
Nothing has caused the human race
so much trouble as intelligence.
:12:43
Modern marriage.
:12:45
- No, we've progressed emotionally.
- Baloney.
:12:50
Once it was see somebody,
get excited, get married.
:12:54
Now, it's read a lot of books,
:12:55
Fence with a lot of four-syllable
words, psychoanalyse each other
:12:59
Until you can't tell the difference