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When I was an ensign on a cruiser,
five pounds of cheese was missing.
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Everybody forgot about it but me.
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I found out a chow hound had made
a wax impression of the icebox key.
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He confessed and I got a letter of
commendation. It's the same here.
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We can't be sure there's a key...
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I've got a simple plan. We tag every
key on board with the owner's name.
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Then we strip all hands
to make sure we have all the keys.
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Then we test each key
on the icebox padlock.
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- The one that fits is the thief's.
- We don't know there's such a key.
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- I say there's a key.
- The thief could toss it overboard.
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He wouldn't do that after going
to the trouble of making it.
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- He may hide it, but we'll find it.
- I never thought of that, sir.
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Get on the ball. It should be fun
doing some detective work.
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Steve, turn me in if you want to.
But this is over the line.
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Queeg is a paranoid.
Can't you see what he's doing?
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He's re-enacting his big triumph,
the cheese investigation.
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He wants to be as hot as the young
Ensign Queeg. There is no key.
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- What happened to the strawberries?
- Does it matter?
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Would anyone but a crazy man care?
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Steve, are you familiar with
Article 184 of Navy regulations?
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Vaguely.
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Listen to this. On the Caine
it's required reading. Article 184: