:56:01
...and you get your lousy head
blowed right off."
:56:04
Well, maybe I'll get a year in jail,
and when I come out...
:56:08
...they don't want Artie West
to be a soldier no more.
:56:10
- Maybe what I get is out.
- I see.
:56:14
- Do you, teach? Do you?
- West, you got it all wrong...
:56:18
Come on, get them off.
:56:20
Look, you're in my classroom now.
And what I could teach you.
:56:25
The first lesson is, don't butt in. Just don't.
:56:29
Or you could flunk out for good.
:56:45
- Hey, what you got there, teach?
- Music.
:56:47
- Wasn't that music?
- For the next class.
:56:49
- What's the matter?
- Ask the disc jockey.
:56:52
- Records.
- Just keep your hands off of them.
:56:54
- Beg your pardon.
- Come on, teach, play something.
:56:57
Old Joshua, he's got a test for us.
Right, Josh?
:57:01
You see, music is based on mathematics,
and it's just that the next class...
:57:06
...is a little more advanced.
- We're advanced, teach.
:57:09
- Two times two is four.
- Are four.
:57:11
Haven't you heard that music
soothes the savage beast?
:57:14
- Okay. Take your seats.
- We're crazy about music.
:57:17
Mr. Edwards, why not play a record,
and then we'll all take the test.
:57:22
- Sure.
- Please.
:57:24
- Oh, come on, teach.
- Well...
:57:29
...all right. This...
:57:32
This is kind of a rare one. This is Bix
Beiderbeke doing "Jazz Me Blues."
:57:36
- How about some bop?
- Yeah, bop us, teach.
:57:39
Listen to this.
:57:43
Pay attention to that cornet.
:57:45
Beiderbeke came before James
and Elman and Spivak.
:57:48
- How about Frank Sinatra?
- Frankie.
:57:50
- Joni James.
- Come on, get with it, man.
:57:53
- This is "Cow Cow Boogie."
- All right, keep away from the records.
:57:56
- Give me the record.
- Sure, teach.