Blackboard Jungle
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1:00:00
Now, the broken records can never be
replaced. The phonograph cost about $40.

1:00:04
I don't know which of you did it.
1:00:07
But I know that none of you
tried to stop it.

1:00:10
So whenever you can, you just put your
nickels and your dimes in this tin can.

1:00:14
Can you deduct it from taxes?
1:00:29
- But how did Warneke discipline the kids?
- A masterful stroke.

1:00:34
He taught those little Mongolians
a lesson they'll never forget.

1:00:37
You know what he did? He got them
all in the auditorium, and he had them...

1:00:43
He had them write 500 times,
"I respect private property."

1:00:47
Did anybody ever pay Edwards
for those broken records?

1:00:51
Dadier, is that tin can
full of money yet?

1:00:53
- He's lucky they don't steal the tin can.
- I'll tell you what I'll do.

1:00:57
I'll rig up an electric chair
and bring it to my class.

1:01:00
I'll tell my pupils it's a circuit tester. I'll
lead the little lice in the chair one by one...

1:01:05
...and throw the switch on.
- They'll rig up that hot seat first...

1:01:09
...throw you in it and fry you.
- I'd have clobbered them.

1:01:12
- Would you?
- Sure.

1:01:13
Would you? They outnumber you,
outweigh you and outreach you.

1:01:17
They get hit at home
and in the streets.

1:01:19
- They're used to it.
- And understand it.

1:01:21
- What's that got to do with teaching?
- I never have any real trouble.

1:01:25
That's right, Miss Panucci.
He's a clobberer, you're a slobberer.

1:01:29
"I'm just a nice woman trying to do my job.
Now, please be nice, boys."

1:01:33
You. You give them the veteran pitch.
"I got the purple heart, boys."

1:01:38
You tell them about... What is it? The steel
plate in your head, the artificial leg.

1:01:42
You beg for sympathy. "I'm a veteran.
Help me keep my job?"

1:01:45
You don't care if they learn. He's lucky
they don't kick the artificial leg...

1:01:49
...out from underneath him. And you're
a slumberer. You sleepwalk.

1:01:53
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil.
1:01:56
Oh, every once in a while you make
sounds like a teacher. Nobody cares.


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