1:10:01
Yeah, look. His old lady
sends him out to sell a cow.
1:10:04
Jack the jerk meets up
with a con man...
1:10:06
...and let him have the cow
for a couple of beans.
1:10:09
- That wasn't smart.
- He climbed that beanstalk...
1:10:12
...until he disappeared in another land.
- Without a space helmet, man.
1:10:16
How'd that giant get up
without any beanstalk?
1:10:19
This is a fairy story. He just flew.
1:10:21
- I got this Jack pegged for a thief.
- The giant was supposed to kill...
1:10:24
...Jack's father and stole his money.
1:10:26
- How'd Jack know?
- It was supposed Jack thought...
1:10:29
...that the giant stole from him. Did that
give Jack the right to steal the hen?
1:10:33
- No, he's gotta have proof.
- Suppose he had proof.
1:10:36
- Jack, he should've called the cops.
- Yeah, and the cops would've kept the loot.
1:10:40
- Could be.
- Not the FBI.
1:10:44
And that magic harp.
1:10:47
If the giant would've been so bad,
the harp would've wanted to be snatched.
1:10:51
- Could be.
- Why do you suppose that magic harp...
1:10:53
...liked that giant so much?
- I know. Because the giant, he liked music.
1:10:57
Jack was a heist man. He got away
with burglary three times.
1:11:00
I liked the part where
he knocked off the giant.
1:11:03
Who cares? The whole thing here's
a phony.
1:11:07
- You think Jack should've killed the giant?
- Yeah. He was chasing him.
1:11:11
If somebody stole from you,
wouldn't you chase him?
1:11:14
The way I got it figured,
this Jack, he's a square.
1:11:16
First off, he don't care
if his old lady starves to death.
1:11:20
Then he sells the cow
for a handful of beans.
1:11:22
- Then he turned burglar.
- Then he commit murder.
1:11:25
- And for all of this, he gets a reward.
- He's rich.
1:11:27
- He marries a princess.
- You know why?
1:11:30
Because he took what he wanted.
Crime always pays.
1:11:32
- But it was a crime.
- So what?
1:11:34
- It was only some giant.
- Why don't you like the giant?
1:11:37
- Because he's a giant.
- You're a Dodger fan.
1:11:40
No kidding, fellas. I mean, you don't like
the giant because he's different.
1:11:44
- That's right.
- But is that right?
1:11:46
I mean, is it right to dislike somebody
because he's different?
1:11:49
I mean, there's a lot of us here
in this classroom who are different.
1:11:53
If the story's so cockeyed,
what's the point?
1:11:55
Now we're getting somewhere.
1:11:57
All your lives, you're gonna hear stories,
what some guy tells you...